- 'I'm into classic rock'
- 'I'm not on Facebook'
- 'I don't know my native language'
- 'I don't have/watch tv'
- 'Who/what's SRK?'
- 'I hate SRK'
- 'I'm a big-time ManU fan'
- 'I'm a Brazil fan forever'
- 'I can't wait for the next season of 24/HIMYM' (outside the US)
- 'I was at this party where I didn't know the host'
(yes, you've seen some of these elsewhere)