à la mode

1. 'I'm into classic rock'
2. 'I'm not on Facebook'
3. 'I don't know my native language'
4. 'I don't have/watch tv'
5. 'Who/what's SRK?'
6. 'I hate SRK'
7. 'I'm a big-time ManU fan'
8. 'I'm a Brazil fan forever'
9. 'I can't wait for the next season of 24/HIMYM' (outside the US)
10. 'I was at this party where I didn't know the host'

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(yes, you've seen some of these elsewhere)